Damn-Nation's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Beksinski's Stone Head]

I can see where you were going with this, and there are certainly parts I enjoyed. I think the use of strings is nicely done...

However, the yikes for me is just the overall theme and tone of the track. It listens like the OST from an episode of Mr Bean and the Ancient Pyramid. The brass isn't used very well, there's a lot going wrong with the instrumentation IMHO.

Keep it up though, it's not the worst entry here! I'd like to hear more from you in the future. Thanks for putting this together

Greyvoice responds:

I do appreciate the honesty and the constructive feedback. Won't get any better without it!

[Steve's Black Hole]

A masterpiece.

Lich responds:

ayyyy

[De4dl0ck - Shut the fuck up!]

This tickled me in the same way a mouse coughing on the base of my ball sack would. 10/10

[ATA Album Teaser]

The anticipation I feel waiting for ATA can be likened to the excitement leading up to a whore's lick of the anus. 5 Stars.

[The A.A.H.W (MD2013)]

Listening to this track made my gooch spasm. 5 Stars.

[Thou 9th Circle (AIM2014)]

This track made my dick-hole open up just a little bit wider. 5 Stars.

[[LLM] Cannibal's House]

When I heard this, my nipples perked up like two small children waking up on Christmas morning. 5 Stars.

[LL (Old) - Host Victim (2014]

This makes my pubes stand up on-end and start trembling like little Haitian kids. 5 Stars.

[Our CyberLord & Savior]

This gives me a lovely little tingle at the furthermost tip of my dick.

Lich responds:

Yum yum

[Warriors On The Dance Floor]

Hey buddy,

I just thought I should probably let you know that this track literally gave my ear canals AIDS, let me explain how this happened...

The track was so badly composed, produced and mastered that the spectral waveform actually formed itself into the shape of a coiled ape turd, as this ape turd flowed from my PC, out of speakers, through the air and into my ears the skin around my ears mutated to form two anal sphincters to protect itself from the flood of pure musical (although I highly doubt that anything I heard just know could be qualified as music) diarrhea coming it's way.

The diarrhea (Your shitty track) stood no chance against my newly formed ear anuses UNTIL, that fucking terrible excuse for a string synth came in and then we were all fucked, we had no fucking chance, the waveform transformed into a huge AIDS and HIV chimp penis and fucked my ear assholes and all the cells in my ear canal were fuckin' riddled with audible AIDS.

So fuck you, don't you EVER make anything this shit again, for everybody's sake.